Add up your points!

1. You've gotten coconut oil stuck in your hair for days (psssttt...use an egg wash to get it out! Learn how here.)
2. You've gotten essential oils in your eyes (psssttt...use a carrier oil to rinse it out, not water!)
3. Your babies shared their cloth diapers (both of my kids used the same set of cloth diapers)
4. You have dried kombucha on your ceiling because of that batch that exploded (learn how to make kombucha here)
5. You're favorite pet is your Scoby
6. You went 4 years without shampoo (it's me, hi! I did that!)
7. Your hair, skin, & nails supplement can double as pest control (diatomaceous earth is very versatile!)
8. You can solve all your problems with coconut oil, breast milk, apple cider vinegar, essential oils, garlic, and colloidal silver
9. You've squirted breast milk on your baby to cure something -- diaper rash, pink eye, ear infection, etc. 
10. You have recipes for placenta
11. You love talking about parasites & even joined some facebook groups about parasites so you could talk to strangers about it
12. You've pulled a stuck egg out of a chicken's butt with your hands
13. You love your menstrual cup
14. You know what happens when you take too much Vitamin C
15. You know what happens when you take activated charcoal
16. You think an apple cider vinegar shot burns so good (this is my favorite shot recipe)
17. You buy raw milk in bulk and freeze it (raw cow milk freezes great! Just thaw it out in your fridge for a few days.)
18. You had a home birth...and videotaped it
19. You have a doula or midwife
20. You've apologized for the way you smell because all your favorite home remedies involve garlic (GOOT is da bomb!)
21. You think making your own soap, deodorant, shampoo, and toothpaste is a fun family activity
22. Your favorite teeth whiteners are oil pulling and activated charcoal
23. You only drink water from your Berkey
24. You see a chiropractor more often than you see a medical doctor
25. You will never, ever get rid of a mason jar no matter how much it smells like pickles
26. When someone says "ear infection," you're first thought is "I wonder if they've tried ear candling?"
27. Your favorite travel hack is dry shampoo. Nobody wants to waste their vacation time washing their hair!
28. You've matched your outfit to your baby wrap / sling
29. You cook with whole grains....and you soak them
30. You have a flour mill in your kitchen
31. You're a big fan of Weston A. Price
32. Hiding supplements in your kid's smoothies is your favorite hobby
33. You bring home your food scraps to put in your compost pile